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Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] bloodyashes) wrote in [community profile] starwardbestrewn2020-08-08 12:46 am

meanwhile in arcadia

"I'm telling you, there's something weird about the new kid."

In another lifetime, you would have dismissed this as another one of Eli Pepperjack's conspiracy theories.

The thing is that that was another lifetime, and in that one, Eli had an annoying tendency to be right. It was another lifetime, unless it's a collective delusion that affects most of your close friends and also Steve Palchuk, which would still qualify as enough "weird shit happens in Arcadia" that you'd be inclined to believe there's at least some merit to Eli's theories.

(The thing is that it's just memories. There's no amulet, no Blinky and Aaarrrgghh, no Douxie, no aliens, no Strickler. There's nothing setting Arcadia apart from any number of other towns, no matter how many times you bang on the wall under the bridge.)

The thing is that amulet or no, you're still the Trollhunter, the last Trollhunter, and it's still your job to protect Arcadia.

That means that the least you can do is hear Eli out when he catches your attention after school. Toby's at the dentist again, and Claire's gone home early to take care of Enrique (who is just Enrique, and you can't tell if you're disappointed or relieved), so it's just you and the Creepslayerz.

And Steve is well, being Steve and distracting Ms. Junius, the woman who fills the space of history teacher that Strickler used to hold, so that you and Eli can talk uninterrupted. You're never sure if that's intentional or not, with these two, but it works to your advantage.

"Weirder than his name?" you reply, pulling a textbook out of your locker and shoving it in your backpack.

You think it's a fair question. "Roxas" is a pretty weird name. All the weirder because the one time you saw Mr. Uhl's attendance sheet, it was hand-written in next to something scribbled out in black ink.

(But you're not about to judge someone on just their name, considering. Aaarrrgghh would be disappointed in you.)

Eli nods so enthusiastically he practically bounces up and down. "So Steve and I were out on patrol the other night," he starts, "because you can never be too sure when it comes to creepslaying - "

You nod and mmhmm, because it seems like an appropriate time to do so, to keep Eli going.

" - And we saw him! He was wearing that block hoodie with its hood up, you know the one, right?"

"Right," you say, because you do know the one. It's like a normal zip-up hoodie, except it goes all the way to Roxas' knees and the sleeves are almost long enough to cover his hands. It's the number one Weird Item in the guy's wardrobe, which is otherwise pretty normal, if a little fixated on black-and-white checkerboard accessories.

"Yeah, so he's got the hood up but it's obviously him, and this was on Saturday so it's not like it was raining or anything, and we see him heading off towards the Tarron Woods." The "Tarron Woods" is what your group calls the chunk of forest that was home to an alien spaceship converted to a house, in the other lifetime. (Other timeline? You're never sure, and wish not for the last time that Douxie was around to ask.) "So we followed him. And he goes way out there in the woods, and then he picks up this stick and starts just - "

Here, a series of gestures and sound effects that definitely conveys an Eli-flavored impression of some kind of fighting. Maybe with a sword, from the way he uses his pencil in his flailing.

"And then, ka-pow! And he swings like this - " Definitely a pencil-sword, from the way Eli holds it in both hands, bringing it down in an overhead strike on some invisible target. " - against a tree, and the stick shatters into a million pieces!"

"Really?" you drawl, raising your eyebrows. So far it doesn't sound that worrisome - weird, yes, but Arcadia's full of weird people and some guy playing at swords in the woods isn't important.

"I'm not done yet!" Eli protests. "Because after he broke the stick into - okay, don't look at me like that, it was more like three or four pieces - anyway, after that, he looked at the stick with that same kind of face he makes in geometry, and he said..."

A dramatic pause, Eli sucking in a breath and then putting on an imitation of Roxas' face and voice, which wouldn't be recognizable as Roxas if you didn't already know who it was supposed to me.

"It's no use. What's the point if I don't have a Keyblade?"

And then Eli exhales and finishes, "And then we left because Steve had to get me home before curfew, but he was still there looking sad at his hand when we left."

And... Okay, it's got more meat to it than Eli's usual conspiracies, you'll give it that. "Keyblade..." you repeat thoughtfully. "Sounds like some kind of... magic thing."

"Yeah, that's what I thought too!" Eli says. "Well, not magic, but it definitely sounds weird. Like, a sword that unlocks some secret vault, or - "

"I'll talk to Claire about it," you say quickly, cutting Eli off before his imagination can run wild. "Without Douxie or the trolls, she's the only one who really knows anything about magic. If there's something weird going on, we'll find out."

Eli nods, apparently finding this acceptable, and gives you a Creepslayerz salute before sprinting away from you at top speed.

You sigh and slump against the bank of lockers, rubbing the side of your neck. A Trollhunter's work is never done.